They buy you dinner, open your door   Other then that, what are they good for?   Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men   They all want a girl just like the girl   That married dear old dad they make me so mad      Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men   Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you   You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em   Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men      They love their toysthey make their noise   They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys   Men! I'm talking 'bout men   If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love   Don't give 'em nothin' they can't get enough      Men! I'm talking 'bout men   Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you   You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em   Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men      In the beginning they always aim to please   They serve a purposethey fill a need   They ensure survival of the species   They take you for a ride, run of gas   Most of the time they're a pain in the a-a yeah, yeah      Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men   Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger then you   You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em   Men! I'm talkin' 'bout men      Silver tongue devils   Well, they're lying through their teeth   Saying anything   Just to sweep you off your feet   Ooh yeah, men! talkin' 'bout men   Mere mortal men