Jonny comes and says he's going to a place where things are betterHope he doesn't miss us much, promised to send a letterJonny comes and says he wants to go and see what happened to RodriquesAnd left without even saying goodbye, never even said he's leaving usButtercups and chocolate shakes and honeypie and fruitcakesToasted cheese and no one listens toRock 'n roll on Tuesdays like theseJonny comes and says "Look around, I've found nothing to keep me from leaving"Says if I still write songs I must write a song about it, and I could...Jonny comes and says he will come and visit us as soon as he is settled inBut in his eyes I see that he will never really do itButtercups and chocolate shakes and honeypie and fruitcakesToasted cheese and no one listens toRock 'n roll on Tuesdays like these