Fe fi fo fum, I can feel the presence of someone   Somebody been sleepin' in my bed   Somebody been sittin' in my chair      Cigarettes in the ash tray and I don't even smoke   Someone's been drinking my best booze   I can tell 'cause the seal is broke   I left my bedroom slippers last night at the foot of my bed   And now they're in my living room and my bed was left unmade      Somebody been sleepin' in my bed   Somebody been sittin' in my chair      They ate up all my food and I don't stand for such   Don't tell me it was a woman, 'cause a woman don't eat that much   My brand new silk pajamas, they were balled up in a chair   My mind ain't playin' tricks on me help me, is he still here?      Somebody been sleepin' in my bed   Somebody been sittin' in my chair   Somebody      Fe fi fo fum, I can feel the presence of someone      Somebody been sleepin' in my bed   Somebody been sittin' in my chair, yeah   Somebody been sleepin' in my bed, oh   Somebody been sittin' in my chair   Somebody, somebody