Uncle Bernie's got me on his knee   Chocolate fingers in his Tea   He thinks he's super cool but he's a fool      And I've been sitting waiting here for hours   Sydney wont get out the shower   Another lazy, boring Christmas morning round at ours      Daddy, daddy told me   You'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to   If he know, he'd be cool   Oh, I'm not that bad, dad, yeah, yeah, yeah      Daddy, daddy told me   You'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to   If he know, he'd be cool   Oh, I'm not that bad, dad, yeah, yeah, yeah      It's boring at Christmas   I'm no kid anymore   And I'm too old for the panto   And too young for the sauce      But when the bells start ringing   I start grinning and lose my Christmas blues   I'll get my kiss under the mistletoe with you      Grandma's had the best of all the sweets   Picking toffee out her teeth   She says she should've been a beauty queen      And mother sighs as everybody shouts   We don't want no soggy sprouts   Another lazy, boring Christmas morning round at ours      Daddy, daddy told me   You'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to   If he know, he'd be cool   Oh, I'm not that bad, dad, yeah, yeah, yeah      Daddy, daddy told me   You'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to   If he know, he'd be cool   Oh, I'm not that bad, dad, yeah, yeah, yeah      It's boring at Christmas   I'm no kid anymore   And I'm too old for the panto   And too young for the sauce      But when the bells start ringing   I start grinning and lose my Christmas blues   I'll get my kiss under the mistletoe with you