Let the raining teardrops rain down on me tonight   I think that making up, faking up stories is alright   Tick tock, stop the clock, fiction is my thing   My attitude is always I and me and mine      Oh, I'm so clever, I'm so clever, I'm so clever   Until my paranoia kicks in then I'll accuse her   Of doing all the worst things I do best   It's funny how me, fucking her about   Has got me in this fucking mess      Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar pants on fire   Lies, alibis, lies, more alibis   From the truth, I admit I'm more than shy   Ain't it the times we are living in   Everybody's doing it, so why can't I?      I tally up tonight's strangers   And stragglers that I've kissed   Training ground notches   Perfectly executed notches   And near misses      It's all about going out   And getting pissed with eagle eyes   And sincerity bottom on my list   What's the story morning glory?   I feel so low and worthless, yeah      So this is where the outcome unfurls   And the truth is being told   A cloud has gathered over my head and now I know, yeah   Infidelity and my good friend ecstasy doesn't work   It makes you worse      I'm feeling so guilty about the things   I said to my mum when I was ten years old   I'm feeling so guilty for any old shit      And how I think my missus is fucking   Every guy that she looks at   This is it, this is it, this is it, this is it   The end was always coming and now it's here      So this is the grand finale   The crescendo of demise   This is the happy ending   Where the bad guy goes down and dies      This is the end   With me on my knees and wondering why?   Cross my heart, hope to die   It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry      Cry, cry, cry, yeah   Woah, woah, woah, yeah