Bust it      This here's a tale for all the fellas   Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us   Get shot down 'cause you're over zealous   Play hard to get, females get jealous      Okay smartie, go to a party   Girls are scantily clad and showin' body   A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her   But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter      Next day's function, high class luncheon   Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin'   Music comes on, people start to dance   But then you ate so much, you nearly split your pants      A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin'   Sits down next to you and starts talkin'   Said she wanna dance 'cause she likes the groove   So come on, fatso, and just bust a move      Uh, hey, ya, uh, uh, hey, ya   Just bust a move   Uh, hey, uh, ya, uh, hey, ya, uh, uh      You're on a mission and you're wishin'   Someone could cure your lonely condition   Lookin' for love in all the wrong places   No fine girls, just ugly faces      From frustration, first inclination   Is to become a monk and leave the situation   But every dark tunnel has a light of hope   So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope      Your movie's showin', so you're goin'   Could care less about the five you're blowin'   Theater gets dark just to start the show   And then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row      She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello   Come sit next to me, you fine fellow"   You run over there without a second to lose   And what comes next, hey bust a move      If you want it, you got it   If you want it, baby, you got it   Just bust a move   If you want it, you got it   If you want it, baby, you got it      In the city, ladies look pretty   Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty   Tell a funny joke just to get some play   Then you try to make a move and she says, "no way"      Girls are fakin', goodness sakin'   They want a man who brings home the bacon   Got no money, and you got no car   Then you got no woman, and there you are      Some girls are sadistic, materialistic   Looking for a man makes them opportunistic   They're lyin' on the beach perpetratin' a tan   So that a brother with the money can be their man      So on the beach you're strollin', real high rollin'   Everything you have is yours and not stolen   A girl runs up with somethin' to prove   So don't just stand there, bust a move      If you want it, you got it   If you want it, baby, you got it   Just bust a move   If you want it, you got it   If you want it, baby, you got it      Break it down for me, fellas   Huh, hey, ya, uh, huh, ooh, hey, ya   Uh, uh, hey, ya, ee, uh, uh, uh, ya      Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry   In five days from now he's gonna marry   He's hopin' you can make it there if you can   'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man      You say "neato," check your libido   And roll to the church in your new tuxedo   The bride walks down just to start the wedding   And there's one more girl you won't be getting      So you start thinkin', then you start blinkin'   A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin'   She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back   And then you're feelin' really fine 'cause the girl is stacked      Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin'   Look at the girl, and your heart starts thumpin'   Says she wants to dance to a different groove   Now you know what to do, G, bust a move      You want it, you got it   If you want it, baby, you got it   Just bust a move   If you want it, you got it   If you want it, baby, you got it      Move it, boy   Uh, uh, uh, hey, uh, uh, ya, uh   Huh, hey, huh, hey, uh, uh, hey, ya, ya