I'm glad when you're near   And I'm sad when you're here   That is what it's like to be me   I'm glad when you're here   And I'm sad when you're near   This is what it's like to die alone      This all hurts me so much   That I honestly believe   You're the one this is hard for   I'm bartered tact for wit   And I've already made up   A billion stories about you      Knee deep in static   I hear you breaking up   We're breaking up   I guess we're breaking up   You're not the other woman   You're just another woman   Another hobby for a guy like me      I'm glad when you're here   And I'm sad when you're near   That is what it's like to be me      You're given me a heart like a gun   And I'm so shocked that I've made it   Through these billion days   I made it through these billion days   I didn't think I could tough it out   All those days a billion   I didn't think I could tough it out a billion      Knee deep in static   I hear you breaking up   We're breaking up   I guess we're breaking up   You're not the other woman   You're just another woman   Another hobby for a guy like me      So we're growing, I'm sure   There's no other I can turn to   There's no other I can turn to   If not you, then   Who else should I believe?      Knee deep in static   I hear you breaking up   We're breaking up   I guess we're breaking up   You're not the other woman   You're just another woman   Another hobby for a guy like me      I'm glad when you're near   But I'm sad that you're here   That is what it's like to be me   Glad when you're near   But I'm sad that you're here   That is what it's like to be me      Glad when you're near   And I'm sad that you're here   This is what it's like to be me   Glad that you're near   Sad that you're here      I hope you enjoy dying alone