Have you seen my boys, running up and down the stairs   Laughing in the corridors, tap dancing around in dazzling white shoes   Hats as nice as mine   Wearing jewellery, just my kind   Don't think they'll ever stop   If you try make them, I'll beat you up      Have you seen my boys screaming   Telling you all what to do, when to do it   Down with those pants   Do it now, or die   Your butts as pale as my skin   They want to spank you, fat or thin   Believe me when I say, the boys always play it my way      You said you saw them, you saw them laughing   They are brilliant, know how to move their feet   It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat      Duh, you know who I'm talking about when I say four guys in tuxedos and one dog in tue tue   You are, yes you are You are my vulva      Watch it, the dog is loose   Yeah, I am guilty   Barking all night long   But when she's alone she sings sad sad songs   Obey when spoken to, that's the only decent thing to do      You said you saw them, you saw them laughing   They are brilliant, know how to move their feet   It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat      They are brilliant, know how to move