( It's a good wine too, here it comes, ah c'mon, hey Kreger, nice set of drums )      Telephone lover, can't tell you my name   Just a credit card number, and a picture of your face   Gonna turn the lights down, come on whisper in my ear   You know a nasty kind of story, the kinds I like to hear      I'm lying here just thinking, where I'd like to be   Right now with lady answer me, inside the magazine   Let my fingers do the walking, want to get me a tryst   I'm a telephone lover, and a lover at last      Dirty secrets, zipped up tight, dirty secrets, gonna let it out tonight      I got lead in my pencil, and that ain't no joke   My patience ain't for writing, your lips they ought to know   With a quiver in my voice, take the bull my the horn   It's down below the satin sheet, where I keep it nice and warm      It's a good for planning, want to ride hot and hard   So open the runway, I'm gonna shoot for a star   With a finger on your button, slippery when wet   Gonna tell you hot mamma, it's a ride you won't forget      I've got a dirty secret, zipped up tight, dirty secret, gonna let it out tonight   Dirty secret, what more can I say, dirty secret let me fire away      Solo      It's a good night for planning, wanna ride hot and hard   So open up the runway, I'm gonna shoot for a star   With a finger on your button, gonna see what I get   Gonna tell you hot mamma, it's a ride you won't forget      I've got a dirty, dirty, secret, I've got a dirty, dirty, secret   I've got a dirty, dirty, secret, I've got a dirty, dirty   I've got a dirty, dirty, secret, I've got a dirty, dirty   I've got a dirty, dirty, secret, I've got a dirty, dirty   I've got a dirty, dirty, secret, I've got a dirty, dirty, oh