Come see the gentle man with the jackass on his back   Parade him through the streets and then send him back   He's the man of the estate, He's the man of land and title   He's the man to make you chomp the bit,   Make you wear the bridle      I knew you liked your make-up like one   but I never knew you had a thing for downs   You got to know him in the carnival sense   So don't say I'm the one putting you down   Bragging in the drinking hole to every listening ear   About 52 positions and a leather belt Goodyear   He's the conquistador laying claim to all the lowlands   Relate to all the primitives by laughing about the mountains   You traded in your real man for trailer life and funnel cake   Don't say the doctor never warned you about the side effects of what you take   What kind of guy would turn a woman to child in distress   Darlin' climb into his arms but don't expect a rest