This is just a hypothetical story   Of someone, let's just say it's me   I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways   By stalking a defenseless prey      If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door   If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor   If I were a killer, You'd bring me victims more and more   If I were a killer!      Supreme Court would agree to hear my case   And find me innocent of crime   Holding public rallies to incite sympathy   Creative actuality      If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door   If I were a killer, I'd scrape you off my office floor