Hey! Could ya help, Jenny J.?   Gotta problem at home   And I don't really know what to do.      Oh! The kid's outta control   And the ring in the nose   And the terrible clothes gotta go.      And he won't listen to me   Is he just to blind to see?      See! That he's angry with me   And he doesn't feel love   As I give him the shove out the door.      And his problem is with me   Am I just to blind to see?      And it's what you need   Total Inside Makeover      Hey! Could ya help, Sally J.?   Would ya look at his hair   And the far-away stare in his eyes?      And I just don't understand   Is my head stuck in the sand?