You don't get your dream job 'cause you're too tall   You miss your wakeup call   A drunken guy crashed in your car   Can't pay for your drinks at the bar      Your boss said, it was nice to work with you   You think he's just a jerk   The new shoes you bought   Are ruined after a mile      The sheets are warm, the fridge is filled   What's up buddy? Everything so funny   Living in the land, the land of milk and honey   The land of milk and honey      And now, your girlfriend sold your favorite CD   They've towed your car away   While watching girls, you fell from a tree and that was hard   But now the best you haven't seen one girl undressed   Mummy said, they'll take you out of college