She is one of those downtown rats   Living with mummy in a cheesy flat   Brother's in the army and daddy's pissed off   But she forgets it all when she takes her clothes off      I'll buy you flowers instead of a ring   I won't go to church cause I can't sing   But if take me baby I'll tell you what I'll do   Every night I'll croak a special lullaby for you      La, la, la, la, la sleep well honey      I know your daddy wants you to stay at home   So fill up his mouth with his shaving foam   Let's go out for a ride in a brand new car   I haven't got a license but don't tell it to your ma      I'm not afraid of your brother, even if he turns red   'Cause I'm bigger than him, so I spit on his head   But if you take me baby I'll tell you what I'll do   Every night I'll croak a special lullaby for you      La, la, la, la, la sleep well honey   You can even take my money