Slut down (Slut down!)   You got to treat them right   Dispatch the boys and leave her spread on site   Slut down, she's not the guilty type   She'll make her rounds   And call you moaning in spite      Daddy's little superficial heart attack   (This emotional brat can't feel emotion)   Emotion I lack   Because your sex is a diversionary past time   (And your looks are only temporary)   Am I dead or sleeping?      Man down (Man down!)   Just pull yourself upright   With your knack for class it'll be just fine   Man down, don't kid yourself, big guy   Impending doom is your calling in life      And how far is failure from the starting line?   With legs like that, I see why   You've been running for so long   But a king can't build an empire without his queen      The working girl and her dirty red light story   (She says there has been no one before)   We lost transmission (can't talk sex)   And sex means love so it's deceased   (she won't bleed) You're not the first to be deceived      Oh yes, she'd bleed, if it were up to me   Claiming back that heart she swore to me      And how far is failure from the starting line?   With legs like that, I see why   You've been running for so long   But a king can't build an empire without his queen      I say I lost mine at eighteen   She's been active since twelve   I say I'm coming back home   My bird is heading down south   I've been crawling on the floor   She's been laid out in bed   Since then I've been drinking to live   My standards suffered instead      She's nothing but an aging weathered hole   She's nothing but an aging weathered hole   She's nothing but an aging weathered hole   She's nothing but an aging weathered hole      She's showing off her world   And I'm having trouble breathing   I found my equal   She said "Shut your mouth just breathe   And come a little closer   You look better inside me"      And how far is failure from the starting line?   With legs like that, I see why   You've been running for so long   But a king can't build an empire without his queen      She's nothing but an aging weathered hole