(King of the road)   Trailer for sale or rent   Rooms to let, fifty cents   No phone, no pool, no pets   I ain't got no cigarettes      Ah but two hours of pushing broom   Buys an eight by twelve, four-bit room   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road      Third boxcar, midnight train   Destination Bangor, Maine   Old worn out suit n' shoes   I don't pay no union dues      I smoke old stogies I have found   Short but not too big around   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road      I know every engineer on every train   All of the children and all of their names   Every hangout in every town   And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around      Trailer for sale or rent   Rooms to let, fifty cents   No phone, no pool, no pets   I ain't got no cigarettes      Ah but two hours of pushing broom   Buys an eight by twelve, four-bit room   I'm a man of means by no means   King of the road