chorus:   Oh that little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the   love bump   Nobody thinks about it until one day it just pops up   It all started with a little bitty kiss on her muff   It's a little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the   love bump      Well I was a Casanova a real lady killer they say   Until I got a cold sore one that would not go away   Yeah I tried ointment on it but nothing was working   for me   My kissin' days are over thanks to little herpe      chorus:      Well I always thought that I had me a pretty good   smile   But even with a mustache this really cramps my style   'Cause with every outbreak it's something I can't hide   No kissing for me the girls all go running by      chorus:      It's a little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the   love bump