I'll give you something to drink about   intro G,C,D,G   [G] I stumbled in this morning   [C] Completely out of my mind   [D] Down to my last warning   [G] Down to my last line   But before I got one word out   [C] She unloaded on me   [D] Said if that bottle is all that important   Then Ive got just what you [G] need      (chorus)   [G] I'll give you something to Drink About   When I start doing what ive [C] done without   You think that you've got some [D] problems now   Just wait'll I get out of this [G] house   Im gonna leave you with this memory   It'll be here just to [C] drive you to drink   Now you'll have your self a [D] good excuse to pour down that juice    I'll give you something to [G] drink about      (lead) G,C,D,G       [G] She's only been gone two hours   [C] But IM not here alone   [D] Her memory's already moving in   [G] And making itself at home   And IM already reaching   [C] For what drove her away   [D] From somewhere over in the corner   I heard her memory [G] say   (repeat Chorus)      (tag)    you'll have a [D] good excuse to pour down that juice    I'll give you something to [G] drink about      (song is a Cha Cha beat)