Well I swear, I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend   Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing   And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her   No I didn't see you (and I didn't see you) and we didn't see a thing      George, I know I didn't hear you tell that blond   That you weren't married, no   I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring, neither did I   And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife   And tell her that you were working   No, no, I didn't see you (and I didn't see you) and we didn't see a thing      We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight   No, don't forget Ray, I was down in Atlanta, sure you were   And I was workin' late   Yeah, you know, it's always good to see you   George it's good to see you too   But I didn't see you (and I didn't see you) and we didn't see a thing      Hey Ray, by the way, do you have that hundred bucks you owe me?   I don't know what you're talkin' about George   Well, I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game   No, I don't but you know if I had seen you   I certainly would've paid ya   But I didn't see you (and I didn't see you) and we didn't see a thing      We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight   Don't forget I was down in Atlanta   And don't you forget I was working late   Yeah, you know, it's always good to see you   George it's good to see you too   But I, I didn't see you (and I didn't see you) and we didn't see a thing   I didn't see you (and I didn't see you) and we didn't see a thing