Well, I was out a drinkin'   With a couple of friends of mine   When the bartender handed me the telephone   Said, there's a wife on the line   I told her I was just a drinkin'   With a couple of buddies I knew   She told me in a few short words   Just what she wanted me to do      She said, "Won't you come home and talk to a stranger   You might even make yourself a friend"   She said, "Won't you come home, and talk to a stranger   It's the only place in days you haven't been"      Well, I sat there about an hour   Talkin' with the rest of the guys   When she walked through that front door   She had get home in her eyes   She said, "You've danced and talked   With every woman in town, but me   And if you'd just come around my house   She might like my company"      She said," Won't you come home and talk to a stranger   You might even make yourself a friend   She said, "Won't you come home and talk to a stranger   It's the only place in days you haven't been"      She said," Won't you come home and talk to a stranger   And you might even make yourself a friend   She said, "Won't you come home and talk to a stranger   It's the only place in days you haven't been"