Tonight do me a favor on your way to do me wrong   Drop me at a honky tonk, don't leave me here alone   I washed and waxed the car today, I even filled the tank   If you're gonna drive me crazy, drive me to drink      All the mothers and your lovers will be happy I suppose   You'll be in his arms again and I'll be off the road   The highway will be safer and they'll have you to thank   If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink      You're in the driver's seat, it's all up to you   I'll be your dedicated man or your designated fool   But if you're hell-bent and bound to go, I can't change the way you think   If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink      You're in the driver's seat, it's all up to you   I'll be your dedicated man or your honky tonkin' fool   But if you're hell-bent and bound to go, I can't change the way you think   If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink   Well if you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink