First you take off your hat   Then you take off those brand new shoes   Say, ''Hey George, what've you got to lose?''   With my hand on your thigh   I just look you in the eye   And say, "Not a whole lot baby   But a whole lot more than you"      I can make you happy   (Yeah, yeah)   Don't you know that?   She said   I can make you happy      Boys and girls, the ones who kiss and tell   Why should we have to believe them?   No, I don't understand how any woman, how any man   Can say, ''Lay me down, lay me down''   For that big stash-cheap cash-think about the money      I can make you happy   (Yeah, yeah)   Don't you know that?   He said   I can make you happy      I've seen you in the corner with your rub-it-on tan   Hitching a ride, could be a woman or a man   Gonna get what you want before too long   Gonna take your opportunities right or wrong      Some bald guy with a seven-year itch?   You don't dig men but you'll fuck'em if they're rich   You can't be with me   You're a lowlife, daughter of a son of a bitch