Yo, aiyo, I'm lost underwater, I see a pink dog with a crystal handle   So I keep swimmin', amazed that I'm not drownin'   Butterflies took control when I arrived   I opened the door, no, I knocked first      I'm not on my turf, I seen a ray of lights that resemble live fireworks   Some mermaids with Halle Berry haircuts flashin' they tail   Like follow me, now, don't be afraid      I'ma show you where all the jinns and spirits pray   If you scared to face this life, you shouldn't stay   So, I kept on swimmin', grabbed on to her fin to help me out      As we got close I seen the boat all shot up with his anchor out   Then she asked me politely what I'm thinkin' about   I said nuttin', she said nuttin' leaves nuttin'   If you fill me up, bet this'll bring that out      I seen rubies, diamonds, smothered under octopus   Jellyfish sharks soar, aquaproof pocketbook   Pearls on the mermaid girls   Gucci belts that they rock for no reason from a different world      Up ahead lies Noah's Ark but that's waves away   And way to the right, that's one of our bangin' spas   She quoted I took notice, Spongebob in the Bentley Coupe   Bangin' the Isleys, he slow backed up      Then he passed me swoop, seen his chick eyein' me hard   He got vexed and smacked his boo   Took off, continued my travels, seen a rock from the Titanic   Lookin' fat and, nah, it wasn't damaged      Then I seen somethin' real big, sky blue and gold   with white walls, behind a large city   That was lost before Christ walked the walk   Upon the waters that's so bright      Every time we got close the mermaid held on tight   All I heard was "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar   Bismillah ar-Rahman, ar-Raheem?, Allah screamed   That we heard from afar      Everyone salat and the world's banginest mosque got crowded in   With life that I can't explain   They said sir, yes, I'm glad you came   Greeted me with Qu'rans and Torahs   Prayed after that we said, ?Amen?