You're drivin' me crazy, crazy as the night is long   And I would ride off east into the setting sun   If you said that's where I belong   Baby, I'd go to Rawalpindi, I'd go to Istanbul   I'd be your camel driver, baby, I'd be your fool      'Cause baby when you look at me   Oh, it sets my heart on fire   And I'd run all around this whole wide world   If that was your true desire      I would ride bare back on a six foot monkey   Do it with grace and style   Just give me your attention   Baby, just to see you smile      Well, I'd wave any flag, you'd put in my hand   If you was in Baghdad, I'd cross the Arab sand   Oscar Wilde and Rimbaud would've changed their minds   If they knew what I know      Come on, now left from the right   Right from the wrong   You got me foaming at the mouth   And running naked through the streets of Hong Kong      You're drivin' me crazy, crazy as the night is long   And I would ride off east into the setting sun   If you said that's where I belong   Baby, I'd go to Rawalpindi, I'd go to Istanbul   I'd be your camel driver, baby, I'd be your fool      'Cause baby when you look at me   Oh, it sets my heart on fire   Now I'd run all around this whole wide world   If that was your true desire      You're drivin' me crazy, crazy, crazy   Crazy as the night is long