Good evening, ladies and gentlemen   And boys, you better listen      Names have been changed to protect the innocent   Just in case, it's about you   I guess, I'm in a little predicament   What else can this little girl do?      There was Peter, he was a cheater   Who couldn't keep his hands to himself   There was Richie, well, he got bitchy   So I left him there on the shelf      So I give up on love, I guess I've had enough   And I don't give a [Incomprehensible], what can I do?   Just when I've found the one and I think love's begun   It's falling through      So I will dry my eyes and I'll just fantasize   And I'll get moisturized and think of you   I'm lookin' for the best and I'll take nothing less   Baby, what about you?      A meeting of minds is so hard to find   Is there no such a thing as, the one?   They say, love is blind 'cos the truth is unkind   I'm just a hot-loaded gun      There was Henry, now he got friendly   When dancing in my pink underwear   And there was David, when he got naked   He didn't have much up or downstairs      So I give up on love, I guess I've had enough   I don't give a [Incomprehensible], what can I do?   Just when I've found the one and I think love's begun   It's falling through      So I will dry my eyes and I'll just fantasize   And I'll get moisturized and think of you   I'm lookin' for the best and I'll take nothing less   'Cos baby, what about you? I said, baby, what about you?   Yeah