i heard the sound of your bike,   as your wheels hit the gravel,   then your engine in the driveway   cutting off   and i pushed through the screen door   and i stood out on the porch   thinking fight, fight, fight   at all costs,   but instead i let you in,   just like i've always done   and i sat you down and offered you a beer   and across the kitchen table   i fired several rounds,   but you were still sitting there   when the smoke cleared.   and you came crawling back   to say that you wanna   make good in the end      and oh, oh,   let me count the ways   that i abhor you,   and you were never a good lay   and you were never a good friend   but, oh, oh, what else can i say...   i adore you      all i need is my leather,   one t-shirt and two socks,   i'll keep my hands warm   in your pockets   and you can use the engine block,   and we'll ride out to california   with my arms around your chest,   and i'll pretend that this is real   'cuz this is what i like best,   and you've been juggling two women   like a stupid circus clown   telling us both we are the one   and maybe you can keep me from ever being happy,   but you're not gonna stop me from having fun.   so let's go before i change my mind   i'll leave the luggage of all your lies behind   'cuz i am bigger than everything that came before      and you were never very kind,   and you let me way down every time   but oh, oh, oh what can i say...   i adore you      i heard the sound of your bike,   as your wheels hit the gravel,   then your engine in the driveway   cutting off