[Incomprehensible]      Chicken legs and scrambled eggs, potato chips in onion dip   Are things I eat for breakfast every day   Honey ham and soggy spam, Jimmy Dean with refried beans   Help me to get started on my way      Boys and girls, you better be cautious   'Cause you know I'm feeling nauseous   And you know my face is turning green      Roast goose in pickle juice, hamburger in vinegar   Are things I like to eat during lunch   Jellyfish with bacon bits, pork and beans with shaving cream   Are things you know I really like to munch      Boys and girls, you better be cautious   'Cause you know I'm feeling nauseous   And you know my face is turning green      One, two, three, four      Onion rings and Burger King and winter coats and bars of soap   And lava lamps and postage stamps and broken jars and foreign cars   And carpet hair and Tupperware and saxophones and cobblestones   Electric eels and stainless steel      One, two, three, four      Banana splits with southern grits, throat lozenges with sausages   Are super meals that really taste yummy   Chocolate malts with cubes of salt and crepe suzette made from insects   Are things I like to put in my tummy      Boys and girls, you better be cautious   'Cause you know I'm feeling nauseous   And you know my face is turning green