[skit plays for first minute or so of track]      [Ghostface Killah]   Congratulations, we have refreshments and glass bracelets   Avian water's ya choice, put ice   I'm missing a g-note, fixed price   But the only thing fixed, is the holes that we put in the dykes   Rocks is okay, my voice is extraordinaire   The man that scrapped with lions, hiberated with polar bears   Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years   Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to fold my beard   Check one, two, Sonny, tell Bob to dim the lights up   You see the studs, I want the red strobe to hit it right   Stones are screaming, hot lattes, the rosees   My robes is a murder statement, you fucking with rode rage   Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls   Children of all ages, I pack metal like braces   Not for the fingers, bitches fighting over my paper   Y'all need to chill, sit the fuck down and fix ya makeup   Ghost is ya host, so allow me, hand me ya coats   Bentley Farnsworth, I'll check him proudly   We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, Jay-Z and Nas   Also performing 50 Cent, Terror Squad   From the top, we have the great Luda, Jeezy and Wayne   T.I., Rick Ross, Rich Boy, Snoop and The Game   And for my ladies, we have, Ne-Yo with Usher   Y'all have a seat, we be right back, mothafucka...      [Interlude: Shawn Wigs]   Come on, this commercial break's almost over   OutKast, M.J.G., you're at Talib's table   Fab, U.G.K., table seven, let's go, come on   Yo, Beans, Toney said "Good looking on that haze"   Commercial, come on, let's go, guys...   Coming back in, five, four, three, two, one...      [Ghostface Killah]   Yeah, check out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars   They play for DipSet, E-40, Lil' Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones   Mary J. Blige, with her shades on, I could tell by her stones   On the left, we have Lenny Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus   Keith Murray, Redman, hitting that double Dutch   What an event, peace to Denzel   Give this man a round of applause, he do it so well [applause]      [Interlude: Ghostface Killah (Shawn Wigs)]   Ladies and gents, ladies and gents...   Alright, alright, have a seat, have a seat...   Without further adiou, he needs no introduction   He is my co-host... Shawn Ripple!   (Alright, is this thing on? Eh, eh, sweetheart, come here   Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my cock   Heard you like to... blow money... hahaha)      [Shawn Wigs]   It was amazing, I seen Robin Thicke and Robin Leech   Robin Williams, Robin Givens and Meryl Streep   A real award show, there's Kanye West   Pamela Anderson, and she brought both of them breasts   Paris Hilton and Lindsay, holding down Britney's skirt   No more free looks, you gotta put in work   To get a glimpse, seen Don Juan with all of his pimps   And they hoes on they side, sipping they four-fives   And Billy Dean...      [Ghostface Killah]   Excuse me, have you seen Alicia Keys?   Tell her the limo's outside, she's bouncing with me   The Don, y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays   My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates   Superhead, gave the low scoop to Halle   She said, before Whitney, she was fucking with Bobby   Mos Def, The Roots, Common and Nelly   Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Three 6 Maf', yo, and she fucked O.J... word?