I'm gonna kill Santa Claus   I'm gonna kick him in the balls   Cut them off and shove them down his throat   I'm gonna kill that fat ass elf   I'm gonna send him straight to hell   I don't care, he can fuck a goat      Santa gonna be decapitated in his workshop while he's masturbating   All the little kids on Santa Claus lane gonna see his head impaled on a candy cane   Making my list and checkin' it twice and I don't give a shit if he's naughty or nice   Comin' at Santa with a chainsaw, kick down the door and cut his fucking head off      Santa Claus gonna be dead   Cuz I'm gonna cut off his head   Gonna make Santa bleed   Gonna kill Santa Claus on Christmas eve