sleep walking through the all-nite drug store   baptized in fluorescent light   i found religion in the greeting card aisle   now i know hallmark was right   and every pop song on the radio   is suddenly speaking to me   art may imitate life   but life imitates t.v.   'cuz you've been gone exactly two weeks   two weeks and three days   and let's just say that things look different now   different in so many ways      i used to be a superhero   no one could touch me   not even myself   you are like a phone booth   that i somehow stumbled into   and now look at me   i am just like everbody else      if i was dressed in my best defenses   would you agree to meet me for coffee   if i did my tricks with smoke and mirrors   would you still know which one was me   if i was naked and screaming   on your front lawn   would you turn on the light and come down   screaming, there's the asshole   who did this to me   stripped me of my power   stripped me down      i used to be a superhero   no one could hurt me   not even myself   you are like a phone booth   that i somehow stubmled into   and now look at me   i am just like everybody else      yeah you've been gone exactly two weeks   two weeks and three days   and now i'm a different person   different in so many ways   tell me what did you like about me   and don't say my strength and daring   'cuz now i think i'm at your mercy   and it's my first time for this kind of thing      i used to be a superhero   i would swoop down and save me   from myself   but you are like a phone booth   that i somehow stumbled into   and now look at me   i am just like everybody else