Well, the Lord must have had his day off when I was born   He went to bed, closed his eyes, had some fun   Mummy said she wanted me and I was welcome   Daddy gave his sperm and it was done      Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born      The first thing that I saw was white   The nurse came with the scissors and said, it's a boy   The doctor hit my ass, said, come on cry   And then I started to scream and I was alive      Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born      And now I'm here and I don't know why   'Cause I wasn't asked at all      Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born   Ohh, ohh, I was dead before I was born