Nobody ever said that life was free   Sink swim go down with the ship   But use your freedom of choice   I say it again in the land of the free   Use your freedom of choice      In ancient rome there was a poem about a dog who had two bones   He picked at one he licked the other   He went in circles till he dropped dead   Freedom of choice is what you got   Freedom of choice is what   You want then if you got it you don't want it   Seems to be the rule of thumb   Don't be tricked by what you see   You got two ways to go