One, two, three and I come with the redneck style   'Cause you know I get paid by the Mile, like Avis   I pave this, fast save this, everybody smile and act gracious      See I rob banks, I pull pranks,   Sometimes I eat franks and knishes   Best wishes, I'm vicious but here   I am again like CNN, delivery my friend      Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal      Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and   I'm more freaky than disco 2000   I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite   I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night      I never let the cops get wind of me   And I never, ever, ever say die   I never take myself too seriously   'Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly      Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal      The Fun Lovin' Criminal   The Fun Lovin' Criminal   The Fun Lovin' Criminal      Means with the green, murder on your spleen   Living in a dream do you know what I mean   Goateed indeed, smart like John Steed   I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed      I got so much flavor that I'll always leave you chewin'   I got so many styles you'll be thinking I'm from the U.N.   I broke into the white house and never got caught   And I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut      I am always optimistic about human relations   I got more friends than my man Peter Gatien   We're always fun loving, so don't start bugging   If your girlie comes up and starts kiss-kiss-kissing and hugging      Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal   Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal, the criminal