I was feelin' the blues, I was watching the news   When this fella came on the TV   He said, "I'm tellin' you that science has proven   That heartaches are healed by the sea"      That got me goin' without even knowin'   I packed right up and drove down   Now, I'm on a roll and I swear to my soul   Tonight I'm gonna paint this town      So bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand   Let's set sail with Captain Morgan and never leave dry land   Troubles I forgot 'em, I buried 'em in the sand, so bring me   Two pina coladas, she said goodbye to her good timin' man      Oh, now I've gotta say that the wind and the waves   And the moon winkin' down at me   Eases my mind by leavin' behind   The heartaches that love often brings      Now, I've got a smile that goes on for miles   With no inclination to roam   I've gotta say that I think I've gotta stay   'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home      So bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand   Let's set sail with Captain Morgan and never leave dry land   Troubles I forgot 'em, I buried 'em in the sand, so bring me   Two pina coladas, she said goodbye to her good timin' man