Somebody brought the juicer   I thought I'd take a sip   Came off the rails so crazy   My senses took a dip   Before the bottle hit the floor   And I'd had time to think   I was blinded by desire   The elephant turned pink      The rest is simply shady   It's all been done before   But it doesn't make life simple   That's for sure   You may think about a lady   Cause yourself a minor war   And your life won't be so easy anymore      No sooner had I sown it   When I began to reap   I was torn from shallow water   And plunged into the deep   And as I started drowning   I clung onto a straw   That somehow kept me floating   While my madness craved for more      The rest is simply shady   It's all been done and more   But it doesn't make life easy   That's for sure      A pebble in the ocean   Must cause some kind of stir   And witnessed by the silence   Will reach from here to there   The action that I've started   Sometime I'll have to face   My influence in motion   Rebounding back through space      The rest is simply shady   It's all been done before   But it doesn't make life simple   That's for sure   You may think of sexy sadie   Let her in through your front door   And your life won't be so easy anymore