See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she's hot   And after a few, your thinkin that you've got a shot   Well maybe you do, maybe you dont   But if you strike out there, there hauss   And start telling yourself its her lose      Chorus:   Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can   your brian cells party, and your body believes your supperman   thats just drinking thinkin   And here's where the trouble starts   The more you drink, the better you think you are      From this stage, and these lights   I see this stuff every night   A guy with a tie will challenge a biker to a fight   Or the kareoke king who gets up to sing   An oldie and hears the applause   And beleives he can quit his day job      Repeat Chorus      SOLO: your getting better all the time      Thats just drinkin thinkin, liquor logic in a can   Your brain cells party, and your body believes your superman   Thats just drinkin thinkin   And here's where the trouble starts   The more you think, the better you drink you are   Ah The bigger and badder ,smarter and better looking you think you are   You better switch to coffee