From calamity jane..   Calamity .. Boys chicagees the biggest noise in illanoise..      I just blew in from the windy city   the windy city is mighty purdy   but they aint got what we got    no sir e      They got shacks up to seven stories   Never see any more the glories   But a step from our doorway   We got em for free      Theyve got those minstrel shows   purdy ladys in the big chapos   private lawns   public parks    for the sake of civic virtue    they've got fountains there that squirt you      I just blew in from the windy city    The windy city is mighty purdy   But they aint got what we got   Im tellin you boys   We got more life in Deadwood city than the whole of Ilanoy      On the street was a dancing feller    all dressed up in a suit a yeller   and the dance that he did there    went something like this.      ( does a dance)      Calamity . Whistle      (men start to whistle)      Calamity. More      (they whistle more)   (Calamity does a tap dance)      U shoulda seen me a window shopping   window shopping with eyes a popping   at the sites that u see there    yes sir e   press a bell and a moment later   up u go in an elevator    just as fast as a polecat a climbing a tree      i heard claim hundreds came   to a thing they call a baseball game   Seaguard stores revolving doors   Men wear sideburns and they aughta   cause a haircut costs a quarter      I just blew in from the windy city   the windy city is mighty purdy   But they aint got what we got   I'm telin you boys   I aint a swopping half a deadwood   for the whole of illanoise