Forward, backward, inward, outward   Come and join the chase   Nothing could be drier    Than a jolly caucus race      Backward, forward, outward, inward   Bottom to the top   Never a beginning,   There can never be a stop      To skipping, hopping, tripping fancy free and gay   Started it tomorrow   But will finish yesterday      'Round and 'round and 'round we go   Until forevermore   For once we were behind   But now we find we are be-      Foreward, backward, inward, outward   Come and joing hte chase   Nothing could be drier   Than a jolly caucus race!