You can take the moon   Gather up the stars   And the robins that sing merrily   Put 'em in a box   Tie it with a ribbon   Throw 'em in the deep blue sea      You can take the flowers   Down in lovers lane   And that sentimental poetry   Put 'em in a box   Tie it with a ribbon   Throw 'em in the deep blue sea      Not for me, all that stuff   The dreams that ruin your sleep   Not for me, had enough   Love is one thing you can keep      You can take the plans   And the wedding bells   And whoever sings "Oh Promise Me"   Put 'em in a box   Tie it with a ribbon   Throw 'em in the deep blue sea   'Cause love and I we don't agree      (Bridge)      Hansoms through the park   Kisses in the dark   All the promises made faithfully   Put 'em in a box   Tie it with a ribbon   Throw 'em in the deep blue sea      And you won't go wrong   If you take a song   Sung by Frankie Boy or Mr. C   Put 'em in a box   Tie it with a ribbon   Throw 'em in the deep blue sea      Not for me, all that stuff   Not for me, had enough      You know what to do   With good old "Tea for Two"   And the girl for you, the boy for me   Put 'em in a box   Tie it with a ribbon   Throw 'em in the deep blue sea   'Cause love and I we don't agree