Well I was thumbing through the channels   And I saw a sight to see   A so-called country singer, there singing on MTV   And I began to think - had she ever heard a thing   Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king   Ah - ha      From the Houston rodeo to any old dancehall   Of cowgirls and cowboys know how to have a ball   And every night they'll tip a toast to the Lone Star state   Where the women are so fine and the music is so great   Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger   I don't wanna see no wanna-be country western singer   Don't call it country unless you can prove it   I want something with a swing to it      Aw yeah...      All together now....      It's a Texas thing, Y'all   So if you don't understand just drop what you're doing   Drive here as quick as you can   I'd even stop in Oklahoma if it was up to me   Cause when it comes to country, there ain't none like    I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger   I don't wanna see no wanna-be country western singer   Don't call it country unless you can prove it   I want something with a swing to it      That hip-hoppin' rappin' boy band crap is for the squirrels in San Francisco   And Nashville is making music that sounds like a dadgum disco   Don't call it country unless you can prove it   I want something with a swing to it   Yes, I said don't call it country unless you can prove it   I want something with a swing to it   That's right...