Let's Shlork, not a word unless it's dirty talk   Let's groove, get into a funky mood   Your gonna shlork ya shlong along my way   Down the slippery highway   To the tunnel of funk, enter the hooded monk   To a place of black where you'll always come back   For more, you've got a handle on my front door   Open it up and I'll let you lap it up   For there's nothing I enjoy, a move you employ   And I don't respond to any other boy   Shlork, not a word unless it's dirty talk   Let's groove, get into a funky mood   You wanna funk my skunk, you wanna pat my cat   You wanna bed your head, well you know I'd like that   You wanna shlork ya shlong   You wanna feed your need   You wanna get a good look at what's inside me   There's a hunger growing and there's just one food   I can only be fed by what is inside   And I'll turn the world down so I can come a long   Now there's nothing on my mind so shlork that shlong   Wet is the colour of my true loves thighs   Funk is the rhythm of a bed time lullabye   Warm and wet in and outside you slip and slide   Don't need permission, you can come anytime