It was then I decided to call the doctor   For my appointment to buy what?   Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair?   Tightened up that derriere      Did the nose with it, all that goes with it   Tits and ass, you can knock and someone's there   Shake the new maracas and you're fine   Tits and ass, can change your life   Would they change mine      Wouldn't cost a fortune, neither   Wouldn't hurt my sex life either   It's a gas, I have never seen a pair   Chorus girl or movie star or wife   Tits and ass, oh yeah, T and A   Tits and ass can change your life