"[Karrin Allyson]   If you want a man you can love   and be his one and only      [Deedles Schuur]   If you want a man who will be there   and always will      K: If this is who you're looking for   D: The prince who's going to show up   at your door      Both: Whatever you do,    Stay away from Bill      [Horn & piano interlude]      D: Stay away from Bill, he's a beast   and you'll always be lonely      K: He won't ever call, and he'll run   when he's had his fill      D: He'll put you on a pedestal      K: That's right before he puts you   through the mill      Both: Whatever you do,   Stay away from Bill      Both: If you're wonderin' if there's any good in him   When it comes to Bill, the answer's no      He'll lie and deceive you   He'll love you and leave you   and ohhhhhh.....      D: You'll be miserable      K: So stay away from Bill   'Cause he's bad, and he's nothin' but trouble      D: [He's nothin' but trouble]      K: Stay away from Bill      D: [counterpoint] Stay away from Bill      K: If you do      Both: And you're gonna be fiiiiiiine.....      D: He'll have you and hurt you   and then he will desert you       K: He'll shock you and shake you   He'll rock you and he'll break you      Both: He'll chill you and thrill you   He'll kill you, then he'll bill you      Stay--a-way--from--Bill   That--boy--is--miiiiiiine      D: That boy is mine      K: No, that boy is mine      D: Did you hear me, girlfriend?   That boy is mine      K: I heard you loud and clear   That boy is mine      D: No he's not, no he's not      K: [humming]       D: I'll tell you one more time, girlfriend,   He's mine      D: [humming]      K: Deedles, that boy is mine      D: Karryn, that boy is mine      [Karryn - scatting]      [Deedles - scatting]      K: Stay away from Bill      D: Stay away from Bill"