He used to be a star of the stage and screen   But now he only sees half of everything   A funny little man with straight black hair   He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care      So, where'd his eye go   I don't know   Where did his eye go   I don't know   But nothing can stop him now      I saw him last night on the telethon   He's doing candyman with his glasses on   And then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I   He whipped off his glasses and I looked at his eye      But, where'd his eye go   I don't know   Where did his eye go   I don't know   But nothing can stop him now      (break)   We really love that boy   He's brought us so much joy   He even used to be a goy   But things are different now   And I'm still wonderin how   He'll keep an eye out for me now and then   But does he see in 3d   Where did his eye go   Is it lookin at me      He used to be a star of the stage and screen   But now he only sees half of everything   A funny little man with straight black hair   He lost it in an accident but he doesn't care