Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush   A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush   Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie   A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee      Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime   "Let me wash your window, alright, man?"   Put that camera down or I'll bash in your face   Spit on the car, head back to my place      Weird, waxed, and wired   Weird, waxed, and wired   Weird, waxed, and wired      Yeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit?   I shit in my pants and I sleep in my piss   Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie   A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee      Weird, waxed, and wired   Weird, waxed, and wired   Weird, waxed, and wired