(Craig Wiseman/Gene Nelson)      (Hit it boys)      Barney works down at the A&P   He drives a baby blue A.M.C.   Ain't missed of day of work in 13 years   He's a fire department volunteer      He's got a yard that's always just been mowed   Collected stamps since he was 10 years old   You've never seen a more regular guy   But when the sun goes down on Friday night      Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave   Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made   Gets in his patent leather zebra boots   Fires up his super sport Malibu      He burns the rubber 'cross the county line   A honky tonkin' fool till closing time   You ought to see him metamorphosize   From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde      --- Instrumental ---      Monday morning it's a suit and tie   Attention shoppers there's a two-for-one buy   Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel   Makes his round in the bookmobile      He's got a Wednesday night canasta game   Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes   His friends would freak out if they only knew   The party animal he turns into      Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave   Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made   Gets in his patent leather zebra boots   Fires up his super sport Malibu      He burns the rubber 'cross the county line   A honky tonkin' fool till closing time   You ought to see him metamorphosize   From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde      You oughta see him metamorphosize   From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde...      --- Instrumental to fade ---