Slide some oil to me   Let it trickle down my spine   If you don't have S.T.P.   Crisco will do just fine      Slide some to my elbows   And to my fingers if you would   Slide some oil to me, girl   Whoo! Don't that feel good!      Slide some oil to my feet, look   I got toes again   Come on and slide some oil to my knees   And let me see if I can bend      Slide some oil to me   I'm beginning to feel just fine   Slide some oil down my throat   And let me lubricate my mind      Slide some oil to me   go ahead, hit my shoulder blades   Those who don't have to lubricate   Sure got it made   Slide some oil to me   Let it slip down my side   Laying there in one position   Sure does make me tired      Now watch me dance!      And let me lubricate my mind