Welcome my friends to this beautiful Sunday   My wife burnt my tie on the stove just the other day   Your Mama, your Daddy, your greasy, greasy Granny   Let's judge Bill then we all will pray   Bob fixed the steeple it looks brand new   It's lunch time now so I guess that's my cue   Look at that guy on the side of the road   Better him than us now dear let's go to church      Chorus   I had a dream I was sleeping tonight      Pharisee man what have you done   You killed all those people and did not bite your tongue   Too ugly, too fat, too short, too tall,   I pray His wrath don't come down and consume you all   There is a sign on the door that's written for you   It says open your eyes read    through the lines try something new   Hide me inside lets go out into the hall   Does not the Lion himself teach you that it's against the law      I had a dream I was sleeping last night