well my daddy always said   son you'll have fun when your're drinkin' with your friends,    and everyone takes for granted these are the best years of you life   and you know high school sure seemed like a joke   when i got to college i was on my own    tryin to find the best drink specials every night      and after many nights with the san marcus federalies   well i finally figured out that i should probably   keep my mouth shut instead of tellin em what i thought   you know i paid the county for many months   hell i even think i paid the christmas bonuses once   how i learned what student loans are all about      chorus   well it's taco bell for breakfast   and for lunch it's keystone light   i'll be out of bed by sun down   make the party just on time   probation's in the mornin    herbal tea will do me right   look what i learned   in my college life      well i decided to major in country music   thats when i found out that i couldn't use    the thirty hours that i managed to log last year   and anthroplogy sure seemed cool to me   but it wasn't included in my degree    and that when i decided to study domestic beer      shinerbach it was good to me   hell it treated me better than history    and that little blonde i met in the science lab   and fraternity life was a change of pace   it taught me how to get shit faced   and break my failing grades to good ol' dad      chorus      one of these days will come graduation    i sure hope i won't be mistaken   that everything i've learned won't be in vain   you know sure i've failed a test or three   but that doesn't make a lesser man of me   cause there's more to life than a one point g.p.a      chorus x2