I'm so lonely here   Just me and my beer   There's no one to fear   So come join me here      It takes nerves of steel   Like a pig I must squeal:   "Dudes, what's up, where are you to night?"   But there's no one there, to help with my plight      So I sits here alone   by my computer and phone   No one there to dual...   just me and my stool      Christ where are you? This site is a gas   I can rant and rave, like a big hairy ass   But its no fun if no one joins me   Alone I must sit   Periodically checking    to see if there's been a hit.   But there hasn't. Oh no...   Just me all alone.   Filling in spaces   as I sit by the bong (???)      (It doesn't really rhyme...but no one's reading it...so who cares? Not me...)